Guess Who He Slept With??!!!!

When the lands were greener,

And forest fuller,

A confused country man,

Puzzled in his thoughts,

Walked the streets with pride,

Ignorant to the worlds critics,

"Stay home, Dearest for the sky thunders tonight to night."

Deaf to her warning,

He stepped out and walked along his farm,

Kicking and tossing the slushy grounds,

he yearned for a hot drink,

Regretting having left home,

At lastin the dreaded weather,

He spotted a local baker.

As he relished his drink,

he heard the distant razz,

Soaked in water,

Covered with mud,

Livid,he stepped out,into the dark,

His vision blurred, he headed home.

Lying on the bed ,

An oddish discomfort,

"Oh Dear,

Should have paid heed to your words ,

And stayed home."

Only a grunt as his reply,

He slipped into a deep slumber,

As the sky cleared,

The early morning sun,

piercing his eye,

Faint image of his Lady,

stooping over him,

Rubbing his sleepy eyes,

He noticed her maddened expression.

" Oh My Lord!!,

You Slept With The Pig Last Night!!!!???"